HIM: I assume you still want this lipstick (he found while cleaning and is opening to look at it)
ME: not if it's covered in cat litter
HIM: EEEWW. Why is there cat litter on this?!
ME: I didn't say there was cat little on it.. I said IF. I don't know what is on it.
HIM: Then what is this stuff all over it? (bringing it to me)
ME: Oh, that's superglue from when we were fuming for fingerprints.